cat.

You are a Norwegian forest cat. The owner is working from home in the next room. There is no supervision.

Knock the wine glass off the table and watch it shatter into real pieces. Shred the sofa. Unspool the entire toilet roll. Walk across the laptop and send the email to the boss. Sit in the box. Scream at the closed door until it opens.

Everything you do is written down. The damage adds up in kroner, chains of breakages build combos, and when you are done you get an itemised incident report, with a rank and commendations, that you can share.

• Every glass, vase, mug and plate breaks for real: no canned animation, every smash is different
• A cluttered Scandinavian house with a fjord outside the windows
• Six cats to choose from, each with their own coat
• Desktop (WASD + mouse) and phone (touch controls)
• No sign-up, nothing to install

Controls (desktop): WASD to walk, Shift for zoomies. Hold Space to aim a leap, release to jump. Click or F to swat; hold to push slowly. E to start or stop an activity, Q to meow, R for the incident report.

Also playable at catgame.io.

Furniture and props are CC0 models from Poly Haven; sounds are CC0 recordings from Freesound. The cat's body began as an AI (Meshy) generation, rebuilt, rigged and animated by hand in Blender.